Just watch...or not, either way Part Tre.

I had this discussion with Kip Delp and KMFP last night on the way to the Head Artichoke's house. This past week I spent every waking moment with my family, we would talk about old times, and when we got to my my grandparent's house, my dad and aunts started joking around about how bad they had it when they were kids. They had some pretty hilarious stories, they did a lot of stupid stuff and it ended with everyone understanding why they are the way they are now. Those stories got me to thinking about myself. While I was thinking I remembered something from my childhood that could maybe explain why some people would say I have a vulgar sense of humor, or why I listen to (Hed) P.E. Because I learned children's stories, such as the 3 little pigs, like this. Before this song I didn't know what the 3 little pigs were yet. So please take a listen, watch the video, tell me what you think.

Wrap It Up! (From Florida)

FFFFIIIINNNAAALLLLYYY the Florida part of my trip is done. I have to admit this last day was a good one. There wasn't a cloud in the sky on an 84 degree day, I sat by the pool, ate Taco Bell, drank beer, laid on a raft in the pool and played with my nephews. After all that it was dinner time. My aunt and mommy made Turkey dinner for christmas. We had christmas early since everyone is going to be in Florida, we are celebrating it again on actual Christmas day. I stuffed my face with turkey and mashed potatoes. I think when this trip is done I definitely need to hit the gym. Which is why next semester I am getting a membership at the fitness center at our school. Then I can show Kip Delp how to actually work out like a man, ha. We opened lots of presence, well my niece, nephews, sisters and brother-in-law did. I opened 3, two Polo shirts from my sisters and a card with money from my aunt and uncle. Tomorrow we are leaving for the airport at 9 and our plane leaves at 1130. I'm hoping to either fall asleep the whole way again, or at least finish my book I started when I got here. Hopefully Sunday goes by fast, Monday will because we are going to my grandma and grandpap's on my dad's side of the family to meet up with the Resh family which is always interesting because they always get into a fight with each other about Michigan and Ohio State because my dad hates Ohio State and he is the only one, or my dad, grandpap and cousin all get into a fight about Union workers since my dad is one but they all think the union is bullshit. Then we open presents and the older I get, the more it turns into just being cards with money, which I prefer these days over clothes I won't ever wear. The next day is christmas and we will open all the rest of the presents left for us and watch football and eat christmas dinner. Then once we digest it is back to the Mitten for us. Once I get home I am going to Meijer and purchasing a 30 rack of Red Dog beer and meeting up with the Scurvy Squad and getting hammered. Recovering the next morning, then hopefully getting hammered again, recovering Thursday, later going to B-Dubs for the Day Camp Christmas Reunion, then off to CHURCH to get drunk on $1 pitchers of PBR and 75 cent rum and cokes, puff one some blacks and dance like McBest on the dance floor. It is fixin' to be a great couple of days. Hopefully everyone is going to Church since it is JoJo's reunion, and Kevin's(if he goes) last trip to Church since he is leaving on the 2nd of January. MLA and KMFP, if you guys read this, I expect you guys to be there since it is such a special occasion. The Scurvy Squad will be reunited at Church and the last time that happened, we did not disappoint. So anyone who reads this, you are invited. Come with us, get drunk on cheap beer, make asses of yourself, have fun with camp friends, let loose and just throw all your cares away. That is what Church is all about. If I don't update this before Tuesday, Merry Christmas to all! To those who don't celebrate it, have a Fair Dinkum holiday season.

Oh-Eh,
Kal El

"Mm, Florida. Just think somewhere in this state right now Jeb Bush is eating a live puppy."-Stewart Gilligan Griffin

Finally a night to myself.

Finally I get a night alone in the house. My parents went to the casino with my aunt and uncle, my sisters and the children went home to West Palm Beach for the night. Both groups gave me the option to come with them, my mom even offered me 50 dollars to gamble with, surprisingly I turned it down because this has been the most frustrating "vacation" I have ever been on. To me a vacation is a time to relax and do whatever you want when you want. To my family it is a chance to make plans without asking others first and get mad when no one wants to do it, have to eat my aunts terrible cooking then just bitch about it later when she isn't around (I agree, the cooking sucks and I wouldn't say it to her face either because she loves cooking). Vacations to Florida to my sisters is a chance to pawn their kids off to me and my parents and claim it is because we never get to see them. My parents and I share the time with them equally, when my parents get sick of them they are pawned off onto me, when I get sick of them and try to pawn them off on someone else, I'm being a "bad uncle." It's really frustrating. Today I woke up and it was pouring down rain and I thought to myself, great a day stuck in the house, I will have no where to hide. Thankfully it is Florida so the next minute the sun comes out. I sneak out of the house with my iPod and go for a walk, a long walk around the neighborhood, look at the houses, since my aunt lives on the water, I walk along the canal and just take that time to unwind and think. On top of that, my sisters continue to try to get me to move down here with them. My sister talked to some guy that offered to train me and give me a job with his company. I'm not sure the exact amount but I know it pays well. I once again declined them. I know it sounds like a dream to some people to live in Florida and always be warm. But I love Michigan. I love the variety. To me, places like Florida is somewhere you go for a vacation, I can't really see me calling a place like this home. I can see myself living in a big city, or in a place like I live now. I wouldn't be able to accept anything that is the same everyday. Like if I lived up north in the country, it would be the same old boring thing everyday because nothing would be around. If I lived in Florida, I would have no snow, no real winter time. I love snow, I love changing seasons and actually being able to notice they've changed. Amongst all of this frustration, boredom, and time to think, I have had time to think about my new years resolution. I have decided I'm going to have a few. First, I'm going to start working out again and working on my appearance. Second I'm going to start concentrating on school and working more. I mean I haven't been really slacking in school, but I certainly haven't been honor roll material. I'm also going to start being more open towards people and stop being so shy. Small steps to improve my life I guess you could say, lets see how long it lasts this year, ha.

Well I can't wait to get back to Michigan and hang out with all of my friends again. I come home Christmas night and have already made plans to get hammered somewhere with McBest and Dump that night. So if anyone else has anything going on that night and would like the 3 of us to join (who wouldn't?) then just let me know. Merry Christmas to everyone.

Oh-Eh,
Kal El

Oh-Eh

This is about as good as you can get for a still image. I told you I would teach the little ones Oh-Eh, this one is so talented he can do it on my shoulders! The other one was sleeping. So for now, all you get is little Ryan Reyes doing Oh-Eh with his Tio.

Oh-Eh,
Kal El

Free drinks...who am I to argue?

So tonight I decide to come home a day early to go to Church with McBest, Daddy, Carl, and his friend Jason from Australia. When we get there Daddy knows some girl so we sit with them. This guy is a douche bag, the kind that is entertaining to watch. He is a "ghetto" white kid with rich parents who sings and "dances" to every rap song that comes on. This should be a "what grinds my gears" session, but I just don't have the energy. Anyway, this douche gets kicked out(thankfully), so I don't have to see him butcher every dance and listen to him butcher every song anymore. So...we leave church around 1 am, head to the cantina to see Dean and Gilmore. We get there and McBest and I dominate for baskets of chips and salsa in about 10 minutes. Order some drinks, watch some trashy girls dance to Souljah Boy, and have a merry time drinking our beers. It's about closing time and the waitress comes to tell us she messed up. I'm thinking "Oh no" but really should be thinking "Oh yea!" because she put out drinks on the tab of some gentlemen at the bar that we don't know, and didn't notice the extra drinks on his tab and just paid and left, so we drank for free, yippee. We then go to McDonald's for some cheeseburgers. McBest buys me a burger because I bought him a pitcher at Church. I order a milkshake because it sounds amazing. The only thing more amazing to me than a milk shake is Dr. Pepper. The manager comes to me and says "I'm sorry sir we forgot out milkshake machine is down, so we will give you your money back(I'm bummed at this point), but we will give you a free large drink(Yay! Happy again.) So tonight I got lots of free drinks, some alcoholic, some non, either way I'm happy. Well that is my night, hope everyone else's was just as great. Goodnight.

Oh-Eh,
Kal El


"I'm a fair dinkum bloke!"-Jesse McBest

Just watch...or not, either way Part Deux.

Some are a little disturbing and weird, funny either way.

Just watch...or not, either way.