Will Ferrell: Hilarious AND Charitable

Will Ferrell has just launched a new sunscreen line starting with 3 SPF 30 lotions in Sun Stroke, Sexy Hot Tan and Forbidden Fruit. 100% of proceeds from sales of the lotions which sell for $12 each will go to the charity Cancer for College’s College Willpowered Scholarship Fund, which grants college scholarships to cancer survivors and amputees.

He had this to say about his new venture, “I’ve always dreamed of owning a lotion company. And I’ve always hated cancer.”

OO-EH,
Kal El

Just applied for this job, what do you think?

Do you think I'm qualified?

Here is the description...

"Boys & Girls Clubs of Southeastern Michigan
James & Lynelle Holden Club

Successful candidate will meet the following criteria:

Ability to run sports and games for children 6-18 years old
Organized and dependable
Previous experience working with children
Knowledge of multiple sports and games for children
Ability to teach new games and sports to children
Knowledge of running a sports league

Hours are:
Mon-Fri
10 am-6 pm

$8-10.00 an hour"

My only problem with it is it is located in Detroit, about an hour away from my house.

OO-EH,
Kal El

For Matt...

...since you are his biggest fan.



OO-EH,
Kal El

Another new saying that I now hate...

...and this one is one Kit probably won't constantly say just to annoy me.

"No homo" is the saying. It means "I'm not trying to be gay but..."

Example: No homo, bro, we need to hook up soon.

OO-EH,
Kal El

Decision time, and I'd like your help.

Do I stay or do I go?

I've been presented with a pretty tough decision to make.

As some of you may know, I have two sisters, who each have two children. None of which are older than 6 years old. They currently live in Florida, but within the month are moving to South Carolina. Both have been left by the supposed "men" (I call them pussies, cowards, deadbeats, douche bags, ass clowns, etc.) in their lives. My oldest sister, Shannon, has already began dating someone who is already familiar with her two boys, and her two boys adore him like he is their father. But my other sister, Erin, has a 3 year old daughter and a 1.5 year old son, and her being left was just recently. They keep telling me how easy it would be for me to get a job once I move down there, I can live with Erin in her house which has 3 bedrooms, so obviously I'll get my own room. They haven't used this argument to persuade me to come down yet, but I can just tell that Erin would like a helping hand with the two children she has, and, well, they miss me of course, who the hell wouldn't?

So I'm left with this decision and I would like the opinions of my fellow Artichokians.

Should I stay here, in Michigan, where all of my friends are, but in a shitty job market. Or move down to South Carolina(Charleston to be exact) where my nephews and niece are, I will have a job, but no friends and be forced to make new ones which I'm not really good at.

What do you guys think?

OO-EH,
Kal El

Sherlock Holmes

The trailer for the new Sherlock Holmes movie looks like this movie will be pretty good. I sure hope so.




OO-EH,
Kal El

Letter to the Citizens of Metropolis.

Even though I believe I'm the only one here that watches Smallville(since Steve deep down really doens't like Superman, lol) in the season 8 finale he was forced to fight Doomsday. In this season he has embraced himself as the protector of Metropolis, but in case he died at the hands of the only being that has ever killed him, he wrote this goodbye letter to the citizens of Metropolis. They didn't show what the letter said on the show, but here it is. I read it, and really liked it so I'm putting it up here.

"You have welcomed me into your city and allowed me to make it my home. I will always be grateful for that. Which is why I cannot leave without saying goodbye. This newspaper has made me into what you think I am - an example, a symbol, a "hero." But the truth is, I'm simply one of you. The only difference is that my days in the shadows and my nights in the streets have allowed me to see what you've lost sight of - the good in each of you.

I've seen regular people do extraordinary things. I've seen you help each other up after you've been knocked down. I've seen you stand together when times are tough. And I've seen the smallest act make the biggest change. If I've done anything right, I hope it's help you realize one person can make a difference in the lives of others - that Metropolis doesn't need a hero. Have faith in yourself, and you will find hope in each other.

Remember, it's not the mask that makes the hero. It's the choices we make and the desire to do what's right. I've seen that desire in all of you. It inspired me to promise I would do everything in my power to protect this city - but I can't promise that I'll be around forever. One day, there may be a fight I cannot win.

But if that day comes, please, keep fighting without me to make the world a better place. Be the heroes I know you are."

OO-EH,
Kal El

This game looks awesome.

If you like Westerns, as most of us do/should, this game is going to be awesome. It is made from Rockstar and is an open world "GTA" type game, just a western. Looks great.

More Red Dead Redemption News & Previews

OO-EH,
Kal El

This is pretty cool.

Thought this looked pretty cool.

OO-EH,
Kal El

I should have thought of this to get off jury duty.

This guy has some balls. He wrote this letter to get out of jury duty.


Click on the picture to be able to read it.

OO-EH,
Kal El