Thursday, July 16, 2009
Saturday, July 11, 2009
Good Karma and Relocation.
It's been a while since I've had a legit post on here, so here is some news.
I have been dog/cat/house sitting for my friends and on the first day they left I, not even 2 hours, I got a ring on the doorbell. When I answered the door, it was some religious girl trying to get me to talk and talk about god and stuff until I finally told her I don't go to church, haven't in years and that I don't ever plan on going back. I felt kind of bad with the way I said it because I guess I did come off as somewhat of a dick. She then just asked me if I could donate a couple of dollars to help send kids to a bible school, so I gave her a $5 because I felt really bad. After giving her the money and shutting the door I realized what an idiot I am and that I just got suckered out of $5. Oh well, it was a good deed. I go back to what I was doing, pouring a bowl of cereal and I lifted the tab and it said "cash prizes every 10 minutes" so I went to the website and typed in my code, sure enough, I won $5. What goes around comes around I guess.
It's now official, at the end of July/beginning of August, I am moving fffffffaaaar away. Well, Charleston, South Carolina to be exact. So you guys all have about a month left of me so you better try to soak in all the OO-EHs, crass sense of humor and rude sarcasm as you can because when it's gone, it's gone people! Maybe I'll come back for a few visits, maybe.
Well, it wasn't a long post, but it was a post. I'm now off to watch UFC 100 tonight with some friends.
OO-EH,
Kal El
I have been dog/cat/house sitting for my friends and on the first day they left I, not even 2 hours, I got a ring on the doorbell. When I answered the door, it was some religious girl trying to get me to talk and talk about god and stuff until I finally told her I don't go to church, haven't in years and that I don't ever plan on going back. I felt kind of bad with the way I said it because I guess I did come off as somewhat of a dick. She then just asked me if I could donate a couple of dollars to help send kids to a bible school, so I gave her a $5 because I felt really bad. After giving her the money and shutting the door I realized what an idiot I am and that I just got suckered out of $5. Oh well, it was a good deed. I go back to what I was doing, pouring a bowl of cereal and I lifted the tab and it said "cash prizes every 10 minutes" so I went to the website and typed in my code, sure enough, I won $5. What goes around comes around I guess.
It's now official, at the end of July/beginning of August, I am moving fffffffaaaar away. Well, Charleston, South Carolina to be exact. So you guys all have about a month left of me so you better try to soak in all the OO-EHs, crass sense of humor and rude sarcasm as you can because when it's gone, it's gone people! Maybe I'll come back for a few visits, maybe.
Well, it wasn't a long post, but it was a post. I'm now off to watch UFC 100 tonight with some friends.
OO-EH,
Kal El
Friday, May 29, 2009
Will Ferrell: Hilarious AND Charitable
Will Ferrell has just launched a new sunscreen line starting with 3 SPF 30 lotions in Sun Stroke, Sexy Hot Tan and Forbidden Fruit. 100% of proceeds from sales of the lotions which sell for $12 each will go to the charity Cancer for College’s College Willpowered Scholarship Fund, which grants college scholarships to cancer survivors and amputees.
He had this to say about his new venture, “I’ve always dreamed of owning a lotion company. And I’ve always hated cancer.”
OO-EH,
Kal El
Thursday, May 28, 2009
Just applied for this job, what do you think?
Do you think I'm qualified?
Here is the description...
"Boys & Girls Clubs of Southeastern Michigan
James & Lynelle Holden Club
Successful candidate will meet the following criteria:
Ability to run sports and games for children 6-18 years old
Organized and dependable
Previous experience working with children
Knowledge of multiple sports and games for children
Ability to teach new games and sports to children
Knowledge of running a sports league
Hours are:
Mon-Fri
10 am-6 pm
$8-10.00 an hour"
My only problem with it is it is located in Detroit, about an hour away from my house.
OO-EH,
Kal El
Here is the description...
"Boys & Girls Clubs of Southeastern Michigan
James & Lynelle Holden Club
Successful candidate will meet the following criteria:
Ability to run sports and games for children 6-18 years old
Organized and dependable
Previous experience working with children
Knowledge of multiple sports and games for children
Ability to teach new games and sports to children
Knowledge of running a sports league
Hours are:
Mon-Fri
10 am-6 pm
$8-10.00 an hour"
My only problem with it is it is located in Detroit, about an hour away from my house.
OO-EH,
Kal El
Wednesday, May 27, 2009
Tuesday, May 26, 2009
Another new saying that I now hate...
...and this one is one Kit probably won't constantly say just to annoy me.
"No homo" is the saying. It means "I'm not trying to be gay but..."
Example: No homo, bro, we need to hook up soon.
OO-EH,
Kal El
"No homo" is the saying. It means "I'm not trying to be gay but..."
Example: No homo, bro, we need to hook up soon.
OO-EH,
Kal El
Sunday, May 24, 2009
Decision time, and I'd like your help.
Do I stay or do I go?
I've been presented with a pretty tough decision to make.
As some of you may know, I have two sisters, who each have two children. None of which are older than 6 years old. They currently live in Florida, but within the month are moving to South Carolina. Both have been left by the supposed "men" (I call them pussies, cowards, deadbeats, douche bags, ass clowns, etc.) in their lives. My oldest sister, Shannon, has already began dating someone who is already familiar with her two boys, and her two boys adore him like he is their father. But my other sister, Erin, has a 3 year old daughter and a 1.5 year old son, and her being left was just recently. They keep telling me how easy it would be for me to get a job once I move down there, I can live with Erin in her house which has 3 bedrooms, so obviously I'll get my own room. They haven't used this argument to persuade me to come down yet, but I can just tell that Erin would like a helping hand with the two children she has, and, well, they miss me of course, who the hell wouldn't?
So I'm left with this decision and I would like the opinions of my fellow Artichokians.
Should I stay here, in Michigan, where all of my friends are, but in a shitty job market. Or move down to South Carolina(Charleston to be exact) where my nephews and niece are, I will have a job, but no friends and be forced to make new ones which I'm not really good at.
What do you guys think?
OO-EH,
Kal El
I've been presented with a pretty tough decision to make.
As some of you may know, I have two sisters, who each have two children. None of which are older than 6 years old. They currently live in Florida, but within the month are moving to South Carolina. Both have been left by the supposed "men" (I call them pussies, cowards, deadbeats, douche bags, ass clowns, etc.) in their lives. My oldest sister, Shannon, has already began dating someone who is already familiar with her two boys, and her two boys adore him like he is their father. But my other sister, Erin, has a 3 year old daughter and a 1.5 year old son, and her being left was just recently. They keep telling me how easy it would be for me to get a job once I move down there, I can live with Erin in her house which has 3 bedrooms, so obviously I'll get my own room. They haven't used this argument to persuade me to come down yet, but I can just tell that Erin would like a helping hand with the two children she has, and, well, they miss me of course, who the hell wouldn't?
So I'm left with this decision and I would like the opinions of my fellow Artichokians.
Should I stay here, in Michigan, where all of my friends are, but in a shitty job market. Or move down to South Carolina(Charleston to be exact) where my nephews and niece are, I will have a job, but no friends and be forced to make new ones which I'm not really good at.
What do you guys think?
OO-EH,
Kal El
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