Hypocrites

Fuck them! I hate hypocrites. The world would be a lot better place if they didn't exsist. Don't say something and critisize someone for what they say or do, then turn around and do the same thing or say the same thing. It's fucking stupid. Fuck you. Fuck every hypocrite in the world. Fuck everything you all stand for. You guys fucking suck. Assholes. Go to Hell!

Oh-Eh,
Kal El

“Take one fresh and tender kiss
Add one stolen night of bliss
One girl, one boy, some grief, some joy
Memories are made of this.”-Johnny Cash

Sunday Night Boredom

While my weekend started fun and kept going strong, it is ending on quite the boring note. The Colts and Chargers are playing tonight so I figured I would watch this tonight while laying in bed and enjoy myself. The game is boring, the chargers are winning 23-7 at halftime, lets hope the second half is better. Family Guy was hilarious tonight so thank god for that. This morning I woke up in MLAs dorm room and laid around for about an hour until we all decided to go to Denny's for breakfast at 1 in the afternoon. We got there and got a table right away. It took forever to get our food and when it finally came, MLA didn't get the right order AND she left without giving us silverware so we had to wait another 5 minutes to eat while our food was sitting in front of us. I ordered a cherry coke and it was the self made cherry coke, which I hate. I'm so bored tonight that I have found myself watching a show I learned about on a trip to Albion, John and Kate plus 8. This show is ridiculous. They have 8 kids and the whole show is just them going through a normal day. It sounds boring, but it is actually quite entertaining. The lady had sextuplets (sp?) and they show her stomach and it is freakin huge, HUGE. I don't know why I am so entertained by this show, it is just them doing normal things, but spazzing out and being miserable because they have 8 half asian half white kids running around and the oldest one is like 6 or 7 or something. I don't know how the hell they do that. I don't get how they can be happy, they just spend the whole show arguing, yelling at kids, and complaining. Hopefully they get paid a lot. Last night at Albion I saw something I thought, and hoped, I would never see in my life. Two freshmen running around the basement through a crowd of drunk people wearing nothing but strategically placed trucker hats. They lost at beer pong by 7 cups, I guess that is the penalty. Peyton Manning just threw his 5th interception, I'm excited, Dump is probably crying somewhere as I type this though. It's been a rough week or so, I've had a lot of thinking to do about stuff, a lot of stuff on my mind. I feel like it is close to being done, hopefully anyway. Well, that is all I have for tonight I think, if not, maybe I'll post more later. Sorry it wasn't more interesting.

Oh-Eh,
Kal El

"Life's a garden, dig it!"-Joe Dirt

Drunk in Albion

Now I admit I had a good time, but, I also admit that an Albion time isnt a great time without the legendary Daddy to show me the sites, but MLA did a great job. Now I had a good time, but also realzed I would not fit in at Albion, well atleast not with the Sigma Nu's, because well, that just isnt me. Maybe I could be an ATO like Daddy, eh, not sure I could live up to that. Anyway, my weekend has been pretty spectacular, MLA came to A2 to hang out and have some beers, as well as Simon from the ranch, he came by to get his ass whooping in Madden, and yes he beat me in fight night, but those were pitty wins. Also, once he got there, i loaded him with shots because, well, thats is how we do it at River Rain. Kit also stopped by, just for about an hour but his presence was still appreciated at the event. MLA and I ran the beer pong the beer pong table going a staggering 3-0(only staggering because MLA doesn't play much but did a good job). Then we went for some late night Taco Bell which is always delicious. Yes, Ohio State lost today, everybody celebrate at my expense. Yes I was upset, but hey, cant win them all can you? Now, onto my next topic. Because of my lovely site tracker and because people are so talkative when they are drunk. If you dont like what is in my blog, simply dont read it, problem solved. Its my blog, I have it to say what it is on my mind and what I feel at the time. So if you don't like it then like i said, dont read it! Thanks.

Oh-Eh,
Kal El

“How well I have learned that there is no fence to sit on between heaven and hell. There is a deep, wide gulf, a chasm, and in that chasm is no place for any man.”-Johnny Cash

For the many people that have wondered where I got my voicemail from.

My weekend

First of all, before I post anything, I believe this needs some recognition. Yesterday, Kit, Jamie, and I were playing Halo 3 on XBOX Live and absolutely destroyed a team. When I say destroyed, I mean 50-4. So hats off to us. Now onto real life. So far this is panning out to be a good weekend. My roommates have decided to have people over tonight so I extended invitations to KMFP and MLA, they both accepted and they are coming over tonight. Also, my friend Katy is going to stop by and make an appearance. Saturday my plans are to head to Albion and party with MLA and her group of wild party animals, haha. Sunday is football time and watch the Lions extend their winning record to 7-2. Tonight, we are in store for some good fun. Beer pong, drinking games, the drunk angry racist girl. KMFP and MLA will not be disappointed. MLA can attempt her form of Chinese Water Torture, the MLA Stopwatch Torture, on the drunk angry racist girl again once she passes out before anyone else. hahaha, I love life.

That doesn't seem fair.

The Minnesota Vikings docked WR Troy Williamson one game paycheck worth $26,000 for missing Sunday's game against the Chargers. The reason he missed it, his grandmother's, who raised him his whole life, funeral. Does a NFL team really need the $26,000? I mean it's not that much money to an organization that makes millions upon millions a year, they won the game by a huge margain without him so obviously it didn't hurt them at all, and he had a perfectly legit reason to miss the game. The only person it affected was him, and only because he will miss his stats for that game. So was it really necessary to dock him his paycheck? He isn't an allstar player like Randy Moss who wipes his ass with paychecks every once in a while, so why do that to him? Doesn't make sense to me. He is going to appeal that decision with the NFL Player's Union, and I agree with that. That pisses me off, I know he is a pro ball player, but still, it's the principle of it all.

Oh-Eh
Kal El


"I don't care if they would have [taken] my pay for the rest of the year, I was going home," Williamson told the St. Paul Pioneer Press. "It wouldn't have mattered to me."

Maybe there is a god!...maybe.

I dragged my ass out of bed a half hour before class started, dreading the fact that I'm going to have to make up a semester worth of procrastination in like 15 minutes. Not that I had any doubt I could do it, I went to Grand Blanc, so naturally I have been procrastinating my whole life. I make MLA look like she is on the ball 24/7. So I wake up and see Ms. Kittles' facebook status and notice it said his class got cancelled and I ask him about it, turns out they all are. I checked the website, it's true. There was a water main break. That's freakin' amazing! That means I get an early start to my weekend seeing as how I am a scheduling genius and only have class from tuesday-thursday and get a 4 day weekend every week. To top it all off, a new episode of Smallville is on tonight. You guys can all have your "Heroes" show, give me the real hero of all heroes any day. Being a good friend, If I could, I would donate my day off to MLA, seeing as how she has to write 14 pages about Dump by tomorrow. But I can't (sorry MLA) so I'm just going to enjoy it enough for the both of us. The only bad thing I can think of is I was going to go to the WCC Fitness Center about a job, but unfortunately, closed because of the water main break. Eh, I'll go tomorrow. I'm also trying to decide if I want to go home this weekend or not, I'm definitely going to go home atleast one day because I have to go grocery shopping....anyone want to go to lunch? eh? eh? KMFP? Head Artichoke? MLA come home and go to lunch? haha kidding, I'll stop being a bad influence on you. But if anyone wants to hang out this weekend, I'm breaking myself from the work at camp every weekend shell and deciding to actually have a weekend for myself.

Oh-Eh,
Kal El

"The story of life is quicker then the blink of an eye, the story of love is hello, goodbye."-Jimi Hendrix