This is why...

...Gerard Butler needs to play Master Chief in the Halo movie.



either that, or make the movie like this...


I would just like to note that no, I am not a dork. I do not consider playing/talking about Halo dorky in anyway. I play two types of video games, sports games and Halo. I don't play World of Warcraft, I don't cream myself when the new Super Smash Bros. comes out, I don't even like those games. So I'm not a dork, just clearing it up. I'm expecting some "smart" comments from the Head Artichoke or Kip telling me why I am in fact a dork.

Oh-Eh,
Kal El