Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Locker Room Nudity.

Anyone who has been to a fitness center somewhere knows older folks are not shy about walking around in all of their glory. Well today I walked in before I went to swim and saw this guy by the mirror was just staring at himself. I just walk by and go change into my bathing suit and walk to the showers and he is still there, this time slicking his hair back like he is the Fonze or something. I take my shower and walk back to my locker to get my towel and he is STILL there slicking what is left of his hair. I just wanted to walk up to him and say "Really? Do you have to do this naked? Would you not get your hair the way you wanted to if you had shorts on?" It was just gross. Real gross.

Kal El


MLA said...

I once ran into my high school chemistry teacher in the gym.

She is old. And was naked.


Kal El said...

I had a similar experience a few years back when I walked into the locker room and some guy was standing nude with one leg on the bench like the guy from the Old Spice commercial, with his pet python dangling from his leg actually brushing against the bench. I was scared for my life.