Anyone who has been to a fitness center somewhere knows older folks are not shy about walking around in all of their glory. Well today I walked in before I went to swim and saw this guy by the mirror was just staring at himself. I just walk by and go change into my bathing suit and walk to the showers and he is still there, this time slicking his hair back like he is the Fonze or something. I take my shower and walk back to my locker to get my towel and he is STILL there slicking what is left of his hair. I just wanted to walk up to him and say "Really? Do you have to do this naked? Would you not get your hair the way you wanted to if you had shorts on?" It was just gross. Real gross.